troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.
holy-troyler:

hi:

oops i forgot to shave
oops i forgot how to wear clothes

#thank jesus for the oopses
deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via humptheharreh)

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true